Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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