so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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