their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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