Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
