Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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