doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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