People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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