She just used a chaser for red wine.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
How's work?
Spinning.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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