i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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