would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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