fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you would pick up someone in the library
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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