I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
