i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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