i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Text me some of your sweat
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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