we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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