I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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