Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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