I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You can't just leave with hair like that
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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