ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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