Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Your penis caused this!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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