I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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