i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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