Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i barfeds in our rink
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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