There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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