Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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