I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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