im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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