Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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