i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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