billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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