this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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