So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
The ass gains better be worth it
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