ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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