Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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