mondays should just be called national damage control day
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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