Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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