theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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