they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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