just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
operation have a gay friend backfired
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Found your dick twin last night
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
