i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I had to cum in my sink.
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