if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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