Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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