So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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