eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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