These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
