Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
