I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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