And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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