So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
