We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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