He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
3 2 1 whiskey
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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